The faux story of Brad and Jen remarrying is Next Level Insanity!

[If Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's wrist grab at the SAG Awards (open in new tab) was romantic and they started dating again, I'm all for it. And while my fragile feelings are hopeful that they will get back together someday, the truly laughable rumor that they are planning a second wedding in Mexico is all B.S.

Somehow, Star magazine decided to further confuse the world, and the ex-couple spent months (apparently... . without anyone noticing) claimed to be dating discreetly. According to the International Business Times (opens in new tab), Star magazine reported that the two actors have been "secretly meeting" at Brad's Los Angeles mansion to prepare for their upcoming wedding.

The fake report even included a scandalous subplot that included Jennifer's ex-boyfriend Justin Theroux on the guest list. Starr added, "They want it to be romantic and beautiful. The theme is spiritual, and they're going to write handwritten vows. He's going to include the line "It's you and me until the end of time" to show Jen that he intends to spend the rest of his life with her." I see.

IBT acknowledges that stars tend to exaggerate and fudge their stories, and Brad and Jen adopt (!?). "They want to get the wedding out of the way. Brad knows how rewarding it is to raise a child who needs a home, and Jen is eager to be a mother. Being part of a proper family is a dream come true for her!"

Uh. [Besides, Woman's Day New Zealand (opens in new tab) featured Brad's rumored girlfriend, Alia Shawkat (opens in new tab), and claimed that the Oscar winner (opens in new tab) introduced Alia and Jen. April Fool's Day seemed a day early!

Yes, this is what is happening in the tabloids right now! If it sounds too good to be true . . it is because it clearly is. Sadly, several reliable sources have said over and over (and over and over) that Brad and Jen are just friends (opens in new tab). Now, move on.

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