After a long wait, "The Kardashians" has finally premiered on Hulu. Some people make fun of the fact that the new show is exactly the same as KUWTK, just a different production company, but I'm too happy with the gossip to care. Here's everything interesting and noteworthy that happened in the first episode of "The Kardashians.

"I get up at four in the morning," Kris Jenner said in the opening scene. 'Who doesn't answer the phone at 7 a.m.?'

A short time later, she told boyfriend Corey Gamble, "Cheers to the season," to which he replied, "92." LOL

In one scene where Kim, Kris, and Kylie gathered before a family barbecue at Kim's house, the founder of SKIMS used ~science~ and ~magic~ to perfectly guess the gender of Kylie's yet unborn (and still unnamed) baby. Here's what he said at the time:

Kim: "I know what you're going to have." Kylie: "I know what I'm giving birth to and everything." Kim: "I can see her belly now." Kylie: "My belly looks the same."

Kylie later told the camera that she and Travis were hiding the gender.

Kim: "I think it's a boy. This one is skinnier." *"He's prettier than the last one. The girls like to keep their beauty to themselves. The boys, like, they know what's going on and just let them be a little bit prettier."

See science.

"I'm mostly vegan," Kim said as she picked up a plate of chicken from the BBQ. 'Ninety-eight percent of the time. But today I'm going wild."

Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker have a steamy relationship. During the filming of the first episode, they were not yet engaged. Kourt describes how they got together.

Courtney: "Travis is my boyfriend. Our houses are only a block apart. He's probably one of my best friends for eight years. We always worked out together and we did things on a friend level. I could just be myself. We fell in love and now he's my boyfriend."

*Cut to Travis inviting Courtney to sit on his lap in case they need an extra seat at Kim's mansion. Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Chris to camera: "They've known each other a long time, they've been very good friends.

Chloe to camera: "I definitely saw this coming."

Kim to camera: "For years we've been telling Courtney that she and Travis should hook up.

In the episode's most shocking scene, Saint rushes to show Kim something on Roblox, and she looks shell-shocked and takes the tablet from him to show Chloe.

Saint to Kim: "That's not my character, it's a game.

Kim to Saint: "If you use my name and picture in your game, I'll sue you.

Kim to Camera: "There was a picture of me crying. And when I looked at it, it said something super inappropriate like "Kim's new sex tape." This is supposed to be an unreleased video of my old sex tape. The last thing I want as a mother is to have my past brought up, you know, 20 years later."

Later in the episode, Kim calls her Roblox rep and explains that she has had a lawyer take the case.

Kendall was unable to attend Kim's gathering because of the "flu."

Kendall told the camera, "Actually, it wasn't the flu; I got COVID and it sucked. But hey, I'm out for the rest of the season anyway."

Kim to Chloe: "So wait, no one invited Scott."

Chloe: "I don't know, I didn't invite him. You didn't even ask Court."

Kim: "No, I honestly forgot. Does that make us like the awful people we continue to live our lives with? It's everything he always feared. 'I have no family. And now it has become a reality."

Courtney turns to the camera, "Wait a minute. It's been seven years since Scott and I broke up, and I gave him ten years before that, so why is everyone making such a big deal about this?" "Let's not hate on a girl who finally knows what she deserves."

Woah, that's harsh, Ty.

Scott was filmed in his own home with Mason and Chloe in the next scene. He also seemed to hint that he wanted to sleep with her. The conversation went something like this.

Chloe to camera: "He really is like a brother."

Scott to Chloe: "God must have broken the mold when he made you."

Chloe: "I just wish."

Scott: "Get the camera out, let's go upstairs."

Chloe to camera: "That said, he talks to me a little more flirtatiously than my real brother. The whole thing is f*cking weird."

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Scott then said he needed to date someone more "age appropriate" but not over 30. He then relented and graciously admitted to dating older women over 30. 'If you love someone, age doesn't matter.'

Backstage at SNL, Kim talked about Debra Messing's tweet that she was an odd choice as host. 'Why do you care about that?' Kim said. 'I don't make comments that put people down, especially other women. If you feel that way, fine.

The SKIMS founder was really nervous for hosting SNL, and not the voice play she got from Chrissy Teigen in her dressing room for the showl.

Chrissy: "Oh my God, I'm hosting SNL. Oh my God, are you dying? Are you dying? Are you dying? Oh my God. Oh my god. Okay."

Kim: "But, "Oh, I'm dying. I'm dying. Now you're scaring me even more."

She also revealed that Amy Schumer helped her.

She also revealed that Amy Schumer helped her write some jokes for her (really very good) monologue.

This episode was probably filmed before news of the Tristan Thompson father-son scandal broke.

Chloe said, "Tristan and I are not exactly together at the moment. He's one of my best friends. I see Tristan a couple of times a week. He's a really hands-on dad and there's no tension between me and Tristan. Me and Tristan are really close. So it's easy for me to co-parent with him."

She added, "I think if Tristan had his way, we'd be totally together. I just need some breathing room and time to think."

She continued, "Tristan is very obsessed with us getting back together. He goes to therapy frequently, two or three times a week, and now we are even doing couples therapy together. He says 'couples,' but it's really his therapy that I get invited to."