Like most rational people on this planet, I love Rizzo and wish her only happiness.

So selfishly, I am overjoyed that the singer seems to have found romantic bliss in the arms of her boyfriend, Myke Wright, whom she has supposedly been dating since 2021.

For some time, she has kept her relationship under wraps, but has been slowly increasing his appearance, albeit discreetly, in her social media posts, a phenomenon dubbed a "soft launch" by Internet culture (so much so that even The New York Times is digging deeper into it, and it is now (It's a big topic of conversation).

In any case, after the soft launch comes, of course, the hard launch. This means that you post something on social media that establishes you and the person you are dating as an official couple for all to see.

Rizzo is well aware of this and posted the most adorable series of photos he took with his girlfriend at a pre-Grammy party. The caption was "Hard Launch." Of course.

In the photos, the pop star is wearing a fabulous tinsel-like navy mini dress and thigh-high black boots. Her hair is in a topknot and she wears blue eye makeup. Wright, on the other hand, is dashing in a black suit and bow tie.

Rizzo's famous friends were surprised by this development.

"I love Rizzo so much, it's breaking my queer bones," exclaimed Jonathan Van Ness.

"Yall are hotttt," said Lauren Jauregui from Fifth Harmony.

"A doll and her ken," wrote SZA.

Yeah, that's about right.

According to Us Weekly, Rizzo and Wright met in 2016, began secretly dating in 2021, and the singer first addressed their relationship publicly in 2022.

Wright has appeared on television and in several short films in the past, and he himself... Wright's public persona.