There were a lot of things I didn't understand about this year's Super Bowl. First and foremost, I do not understand the rules of football at all. But I never did and will never understand why Jason Momoa's Rocket Mortgage commercial had to happen to me. Momoa claims on Instagram (opens in new tab) that he had the "time of his life" while filming the commercial, but I ... I don't know if my own life can recover from this.

Watch the full commercial here:

I... I didn't think that Jason Momoa taking off his shirt would calm and creep me out.

First, Momoa took off his arms.

Then he took off his torso, just like that. [and then he shaved the hair from his head.

Lisa Bonet was on the show, but even she couldn't save this ...... could not save the situation.

I was not the only one thoroughly disturbed by these developments.

Okay, now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to have a little nightmare. Thank you. Thank you.

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