Of recent online interest: Kylie Jenner's feet (opens in new tab). Specifically, as reported by The Cut (opens in new tab), the third toe on her right foot appears shorter than the next toe in a series of bikini photos she posted on Instagram with her sister Kendall. The short toe drew many comments, with one social network user writing, "So nobody gone notice her short toe?" To which Kylie replied: "I broke my toe in middle school and it never healed properly.

Kylie did not take the criticism of her foot lightly, posting a series of videos (opens in new tab) on her Instagram Story." So people want to go after my toes. By the way, I have cute butt feet," she said, before indicating that after the aforementioned middle school break, the toes in question simply do not fully extend when flexed.

Naturally, the next logical step was to post a picture of her feet, labeling all the digits by name and naming each of her toes. You see, with the exception of Rob, the Kardashian-Jenner family all have names that begin with the Kardashian K. Their names: left feet Tess, Teague, Tia, Trix, and Toby; right feet Tony, Turney, Tasha, Talia, and Tina. Kylie says the big toe is a boy. I'm going to log off now and pretend I never wrote this article.

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