It was a moving monologue heard around the world (if "world" is a euphemism for "every Bachelor preview ever"). Peter's mother, Barbara Weber, finally broke down in tears and delivered the now-famous line, "Bring that boy home to us!" -- again, "famous" is a euphemism -- and begged her son to choose one of the contestants. We all thought it was Madison, but no! It was actually Hannah Ann Sluss! (Oh God, I don't want to be Madison watching this right now...)

And Peter's response 'Honestly, given all the buildup to that moment, it was the Jumping the Fence of the season! -It's hilarious. Let me quote you: 'Don't do it again.' Yes, you're right. Barb, I love you, but we all know that you shouldn't take the side of a romantic partner unless you are sure that you won't get your face muddied. Not if your son still has two girlfriends!

Anyway, this is the moment:

And people thought. [It's good that you got your son to be sexually active.

Team Barb.

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