If you are anything like me, you would have filed away the Armie Hammer allegations (open in new tab) to deal with when you are not dealing with a coalition of insurrectionists and amateur day traders trying to bankrupt hedge funds. But in 2021, we have other ideas.

In a bizarre turn of events, sources told Deadline that director Luca Guadagnino, former co-creator of Hammer's "Call Me by Your Name," and actor Timothée Chalamet will reportedly star in a horror film featuring a woman with cannibalistic desires. The film is titled "Bones & All" and is based on the novel of the same name by Camille Diangelis.

Hammer's ex-wife, Elizabeth Chambers, spoke for all of us when she wrote on Instagram, "No. Words" in response to this coincidental news.

In addition, the anonymous Instagram account @houseofeffie posted a screenshot of an alleged exchange between Hammer and a woman, confessing to rape fantasies and that Hammer is "100 percent cannibal." Hammer says the screenshot is fake.

More recently, his ex-girlfriend Courtney Vucekovic spoke about Hammer in an interview with Page Six. Vucekovic said, "He told me he wanted to break my ribs and barbecue them and eat them." Hammer has refused to respond to what he calls "bullshit claims." (Open in new tab) [9]